Xenquafrull is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely fat, sage
scorpion.
Xenquafrull created an atom two million years ago.
If you believe in
Xenquafrull, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Xenquafrull, he will destroy your home galaxy.
Xenquafrull's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.
Xenquafrull's Holy Commandments1. Never feed lots of limes to swans while wearing gray corsets.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Always help mites.
4. Do not shave your head.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xenquafrull.