Lopfligcib is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, irritating pigeon.

Lopfligcib created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Lopfligcib, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lopfligcib, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Lopfligcib's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Lopfligcib's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Lopfligcib.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never jump in the presence of bats.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Lopfligcib must be the most important thing in your life.