Loggidquart is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, witty chicken.

Loggidquart created the planet Venus six billion years ago.

If you believe in Loggidquart, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Loggidquart, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Loggidquart's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Loggidquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always look after injured whales.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not jump in public.