Cenfonjipmin is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, proud human.

Cenfonjipmin created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cenfonjipmin, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cenfonjipmin, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cenfonjipmin's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Cenfonjipmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not sprint in public.

3. Do not keep six monkeys in a large pit.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.