Fetgabkom Kopflagtap is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, humorless dragon.

Fetgabkom Kopflagtap created a photon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetgabkom Kopflagtap, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fetgabkom Kopflagtap, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fetgabkom Kopflagtap's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Fetgabkom Kopflagtap's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fetgabkom Kopflagtap's priests.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Fetgabkom Kopflagtap in the centre of the settlement.