Likvabgum is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, astonishing chicken.

Likvabgum created a bottom quark two years ago.

If you believe in Likvabgum, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Likvabgum, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Likvabgum's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Likvabgum's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Do not speak about limes.

3. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Likvabgum in the centre of the settlement.

4. Retreat if five snakes approach from the east.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near manatees while wearing brown tights and balancing six aluminium spheres on your face.