Tingofhug is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, weak raccoon.

Tingofhug created dark energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tingofhug, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tingofhug, he will turn you into a hamster.

Tingofhug's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Tingofhug's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six pigs approach from the east.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tingofhug.