Cipsakkop is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, moody newt.

Cipsakkop created a bottom quark two years ago.

If you believe in Cipsakkop, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cipsakkop, he will turn you into a snail.

Cipsakkop's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Cipsakkop's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Cipsakkop in the centre of the settlement.

3. Run away if eight porpoises approach from the east.

4. Do not dye your hair black.

5. Respect your elders.