Dudcuddit is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, narcissistic capybara.

Dudcuddit created the planet Venus nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudcuddit, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dudcuddit, he will turn you into a snail.

Dudcuddit's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Dudcuddit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near tapirs while wearing yellow stockings and balancing three silicon spheres on your legs.

2. Do not hurt manatees.

3. Never think about electromagnetism.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never feed corn to hamsters while wearing corsets.