Jopfemmig is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, almighty rat.

Jopfemmig created an atom two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jopfemmig, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jopfemmig, she will have a low opinion of you.

Jopfemmig's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Jopfemmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics near geese while wearing blue shorts and balancing six aluminium spheres on your face.

2. Never think about spacetime.

3. Never go into white rooms.

4. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near frogs while wearing turquoise stockings and balancing nine silver spheres on your feet.