Podhotnil is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, stupid bird.

Podhotnil created Europe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Podhotnil, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Podhotnil, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Podhotnil's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Podhotnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always help shrews in need.

3. You must pray to Podhotnil six times a day.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Always look after injured moths.