Sakyikmab is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unfair gnu.

Sakyikmab created matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sakyikmab, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sakyikmab, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Sakyikmab's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Sakyikmab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never hurt pigs.

3. Always help sick goats.

4. Sakyikmab loves swans, so they must be honoured.

5. Never think about moons.