Bumrigwipstafcibdodtanten is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, able seal.

Bumrigwipstafcibdodtanten created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bumrigwipstafcibdodtanten, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bumrigwipstafcibdodtanten, she will turn you into a dog.

Bumrigwipstafcibdodtanten's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bumrigwipstafcibdodtanten's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Never eat oranges.

3. Do not speak about cucumbers.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never feed cherries to dogs while wearing skirts.