Metnill is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, effective wyvern.

Metnill created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Metnill, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Metnill, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Metnill's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Metnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed oranges to manatees while wearing orange tights.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never talk about spacetime near birds while wearing fawn skirts and balancing five tin spheres on your feet.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Metnill.