Lipmadnak is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, astonishing tapir.

Lipmadnak created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lipmadnak, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lipmadnak, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Lipmadnak's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Lipmadnak's Holy Commandments

1. Lipmadnak loves cats, so they must be respected.

2. Hide from blue whales for they are unholy.

3. Always help porpoises.

4. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.