Cunnilpin is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, smart human.

Cunnilpin created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunnilpin, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cunnilpin, it will turn you into a dog.

Cunnilpin's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Cunnilpin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always help sick badgers.

3. Run away if five sharks approach from the west.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cunnilpin.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.