Nutliktimmilingsandmutzag is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, stupid cobra.

Nutliktimmilingsandmutzag created the Sombrero Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nutliktimmilingsandmutzag, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nutliktimmilingsandmutzag, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Nutliktimmilingsandmutzag's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Nutliktimmilingsandmutzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. You must love Nutliktimmilingsandmutzag.

3. Feed all hungry mice.

4. Never wear purple dresses.

5. Never eat bark.