Hinrutvag is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ruthless mole.

Hinrutvag created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinrutvag, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hinrutvag, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Hinrutvag's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Hinrutvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near rats while wearing mauve kilts.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never feed turnips to ducks while wearing blue dresses.

5. Hinrutvag loves turtles, so they must be respected.