Madspaghog is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, two-faced toad.

Madspaghog created the Sun nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Madspaghog, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Madspaghog, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Madspaghog's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Madspaghog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick bats.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

3. Erect a giant black sculpture of Madspaghog in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near whales while wearing cyan coats.

5. Do not kill aardvarks.