Dibgatgem Rawsinben is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, astonishing dryad.

Dibgatgem Rawsinben created matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibgatgem Rawsinben, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dibgatgem Rawsinben, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dibgatgem Rawsinben's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Dibgatgem Rawsinben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not take Dibgatgem Rawsinben's name in vain.