Bombigwapflab Foblimhug is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, calm goblin.

Bombigwapflab Foblimhug created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bombigwapflab Foblimhug, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bombigwapflab Foblimhug, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bombigwapflab Foblimhug's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Bombigwapflab Foblimhug's Holy Commandments

1. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

3. Hide from mauve ducks for they are unholy.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about moons.