Sistikshav is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, unfair shrew.

Sistikshav created dark matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sistikshav, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sistikshav, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Sistikshav's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Sistikshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. You must never eat onions.