Linhensablatwappidxuc is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, prudent fairy.

Linhensablatwappidxuc created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Linhensablatwappidxuc, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Linhensablatwappidxuc, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Linhensablatwappidxuc's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Linhensablatwappidxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Never think about quantum field theory.