Bellsakwat is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unthinking troll.

Bellsakwat created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bellsakwat, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bellsakwat, she will curse you with boils.

Bellsakwat's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Bellsakwat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Erect four silver sculptures of Bellsakwat on top of important buildings.

4. Never mention shrews.

5. Always help whales.