Appflatrul is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, blissful alligator.

Appflatrul created dark energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Appflatrul, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Appflatrul, she will turn you into a plant.

Appflatrul's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Appflatrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. You must never eat beans.

3. Never think about quantum field theory.

4. Never eat limes.

5. Always pray immersed in water.