Febmifrul is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, confident human.

Febmifrul created the planet Mars six million years ago.

If you believe in Febmifrul, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Febmifrul, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Febmifrul's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Febmifrul's Holy Commandments

1. Put Febmifrul first in all things.

2. Run away from blue manatees, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

5. Never bounce near nematodes.