Sogfigdum is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, moody pigeon.

Sogfigdum created a top quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sogfigdum, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sogfigdum, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sogfigdum's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Sogfigdum's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry shrews.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Sogfigdum.

3. Never feed lentils to seals while wearing brown shorts.

4. Rats are not to be trusted.

5. Never sprint in the presence of nematodes.