Faglatjam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, strong mouse.

Faglatjam created energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Faglatjam, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Faglatjam, it will turn you into a puffin.

Faglatjam's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Faglatjam's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near dolphins.

2. Always treat horses with great respect.

3. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

4. Never feed corn to foxes while wearing violet tights.

5. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.