Nadarpdap is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, flying ferret.

Nadarpdap created Europe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadarpdap, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nadarpdap, she will destroy your favourite star.

Nadarpdap's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Nadarpdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near rats while wearing purple scarves and balancing five lead spheres on your chest.

3. Always treat snails with great respect.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not commit murder.