Flyquatmid is a god.

She takes the form of a small, fast mouse.

Flyquatmid created silver seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flyquatmid, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Flyquatmid, she will turn you into a frog.

Flyquatmid's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Flyquatmid's Holy Commandments

1. Flyquatmid loves snails, so they must be respected.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

3. Never think ill of sick dogs.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Worship no other gods but Flyquatmid.