Midyarlyattlib is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, sapient grasshopper.

Midyarlyattlib created a top quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Midyarlyattlib, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Midyarlyattlib, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Midyarlyattlib's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Midyarlyattlib's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Run away if six otters approach from the north.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.