Babshavpak is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, proud hummingbird.

Babshavpak created an electron nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Babshavpak, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Babshavpak, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Babshavpak's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Babshavpak's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Babshavpak must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never mention frogs.