Yiktadlipbin is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, boastful crab.

Yiktadlipbin created matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Yiktadlipbin, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yiktadlipbin, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Yiktadlipbin's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Yiktadlipbin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snails in need.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Never think about dark matter.