Vogbitrul Quartfattad is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, wise fairy.

Vogbitrul Quartfattad created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogbitrul Quartfattad, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vogbitrul Quartfattad, she will be very sad.

Vogbitrul Quartfattad's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Vogbitrul Quartfattad's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Vogbitrul Quartfattad five times a day.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vogbitrul Quartfattad.

5. You must love Vogbitrul Quartfattad.