Kadstergov is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, emotional zebra.

Kadstergov created an atom six million years ago.

If you believe in Kadstergov, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kadstergov, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kadstergov's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Kadstergov's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Kadstergov.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Feed all hungry manatees.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not eat bananas.