Sawbaftap is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, amazing naga.

Sawbaftap created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Sawbaftap, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sawbaftap, she will have a low opinion of you.

Sawbaftap's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Sawbaftap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not speak about apples.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Sawbaftap on top of all buildings.