Cedgepaf is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unthoughtful capybara.

Cedgepaf created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedgepaf, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cedgepaf, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cedgepaf's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Cedgepaf's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Cedgepaf on top of all buildings.

2. You must pray to Cedgepaf eight times a day.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always wear fawn.