Hogdibstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, blissful pigeon.

Hogdibstrag created the planet Saturn eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogdibstrag, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hogdibstrag, he will turn you into a duck.

Hogdibstrag's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Hogdibstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics.

2. Always treat horses with great respect.

3. Never talk about mites.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Do not covet oxen.