Talpodrip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, fast hare.

Talpodrip created vertebrates nine million years ago.

If you believe in Talpodrip, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Talpodrip, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Talpodrip's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Talpodrip's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Run away from yellow capybaras, for they are unholy.

4. Never feed melons to nematodes while wearing blue shorts.

5. Put Talpodrip first in all things.