Weevengem is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, temperamental hyena.

Weevengem created Europe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weevengem, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Weevengem, it will not care.

Weevengem's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Weevengem's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Worship no other gods but Weevengem.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. Do not make images of living things.