Lipbottad is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, pitiless skunk.

Lipbottad created a strange quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Lipbottad, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lipbottad, she will turn you into a duck.

Lipbottad's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Lipbottad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Do not cook food in pots.