Nullpinbep is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, merciless jellyfish.

Nullpinbep created matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullpinbep, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nullpinbep, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Nullpinbep's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Nullpinbep's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine turtles approach from the west.

2. Always obey Nullpinbep's priests.

3. Do not hurt eagles.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

5. Never mention mites.