Tailfumwit is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unfair horse.

Tailfumwit created light seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailfumwit, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tailfumwit, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Tailfumwit's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Tailfumwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt nematodes.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Do not drink alcohol.