Ontpongutrakfat is a god.
She takes the form of a very thin, generous
wolf.
Ontpongutrakfat created the Sun six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Ontpongutrakfat, she will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Ontpongutrakfat, she will not care.
Ontpongutrakfat's most sacred site is Embalam in India.
Ontpongutrakfat's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about horses.
2. Do not wear blue clothing.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.