Lipnullmob is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, happy troll.

Lipnullmob created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lipnullmob, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lipnullmob, it will turn you into a tree.

Lipnullmob's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Lipnullmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Put Lipnullmob first in all things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always obey Lipnullmob's priests.