Nutdobbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, grumpy troll.

Nutdobbarn created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nutdobbarn, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nutdobbarn, she will turn you into a goat.

Nutdobbarn's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Nutdobbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never feed apples to dolphins while wearing shoes.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Nutdobbarn on top of all buildings.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always help great tits in need.