Fumjapvadyat is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unfair dragonfly.

Fumjapvadyat created an electron three million years ago.

If you believe in Fumjapvadyat, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fumjapvadyat, she will not invite you to parties.

Fumjapvadyat's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Fumjapvadyat's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Do not leap in public.

4. Never think about spacetime near seals while wearing mauve rings and balancing four titanium spheres on your face.

5. Never write about enzymes.