Dabgildub is a god.

He takes the form of a small, unsympathetic dragonfly.

Dabgildub created Africa eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dabgildub, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dabgildub, he will throw large rocks at you.

Dabgildub's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Dabgildub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Dabgildub loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never bounce in holy places.