Farhungud is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, competent toad.

Farhungud created water eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farhungud, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Farhungud, it will turn you into a rock.

Farhungud's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Farhungud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Always help sick sharks.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Farhungud.

5. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.