Rulcebpid is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, grumpy bee.

Rulcebpid created a bottom quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulcebpid, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rulcebpid, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Rulcebpid's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Rulcebpid's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. You must love Rulcebpid.

3. Gulls are not to be trusted.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.